• Friend: go ask
  • Me: no you go ask
  • Friend: no you
  • Me: fine can i have ketchup

oldfashioneddonut:

"when i was growing up people didn’t do that!"

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thewescoast:

*gets down on one knee* will you… talk dirty to me

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aphroditeens:

I write sins not five page research papers

tupacabra:

introductory paragraph of my essay:

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