caelhammer:

what if i was cool

oh wait

i am

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(Source: augutsy)

dumpsterfetus:

A tear is made of 1% water 99% GAY

(Source: 1nd2rd3st)

doctor-wholock:

timelessseaphire:

ufuckinsnowglobe:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’

but there is an ‘ood’

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wat

  • Friend: go ask
  • Me: no you go ask
  • Friend: no you
  • Me: fine can i have ketchup